St. Patrick’s Day marks the end of Lenten restrictions, which means that alcohol drinking is allowed - therefore jokes about drinking must be allowed too! Green beer and whiskey, the two traditional drinks for the occasion, are the subject of numerous St Patricks Day jokes. . The problem with Ireland is that it’s a country full of genius, but with absolutely no talent. Hugh Leonard Please think of this page as a sitemap for St Patrick’s Day jokes, and funny Irish stories. Irish Jokes Classic St Patrick’s Day Jokes Funniest Irish Jokes Clean Irish Jokes Good Irish Jokes Best Irish Jokes St Patrick’s Day Jokes Read More».
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Jan 07, · What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick’s Day? Game clover. What do you say to the smartest person you know on St. Patrick’s Day? You’re very clover! What does it mean if you find a four-leaf clover? That you have too much time on your hands! What's an Irish jig at McDonald's called? A Shamrock Shake. St. Patrick's Day Knock-Knock Jokes. Paddy and Sean are planning to go out on St Patricks Day, but only have 50 cents between them. Paddy has an idea, he takes the 50 cents of Sean, goes to a butchers and buys a sausage. Sean is really pissed off at first that Paddy spent their last money on a sausage, but Paddy lets him in on his plan.